Rush Limbaugh vs. Michael Moore: Fattest Hypocrite?

Two fat retards, obviously. F*ckin’ dead heat on that one.

But who is the fattest hypocrite?

One fat retard perpetually argues via his nationally syndicated radio talk show for such ultra-right-wing hallmarks as bans on abortion, gay marriage and, especially, enthusiastically calls for Draconian laws against drug users. Yet – this fat f*ck who would gladly lock a guy up for 10 years for smoking marijuana alone in his apartment while watching freakin’ cartoons – was famously caught illegally popping prescription pain pills, these which he sent his housekeeper to buy for him on the street!

Wow- can ya be a fatter hypocrite??

The guy continuously postures as some kind of righteous crusader for socially conservative values yet in practice is a rank violator of those same values!

Hmmm. Tough to beat.

But get this- the other fat retard perpetually argues via his “documentary”* films for such ultra-left-wing hallmarks as firearm confiscation, terrorist apologism, socialized healthcare and especially that wealthy “corporatist” “elitist” “parasitic” capitalist business owners generally (what else?) exploit the American working class for their own gain. Yet – this fat f*ck who would gladly cap what a business owner who mortgaged their flippin’ house and worked a 100 hours a week to start the damn enterprise could make from their own sweat equity in the name of income redistribution – flies around in private jets, regularly stays at the Ritz Carlton and other ultra posh hotels, has a frickin’ ginormous holiday mansion in addition to his 10,000 sq. ft. luxury Manhattan condo and generally lives the ultra-opulent lifestyle of an ultra-successful capitalist!** (…save for his supremely-not-opulent indie filmmaker uniform of stinky old pants, cheap ball cap, and fat man wool coat- this little 24/7 ensemble of his obviously meant to communicate that he lives a life of unbridled modesty, as would befit his unceasingly-espoused political views. He couldn’t exactly join the Occupy protesters garbed in Hugo Boss…it’s just that unfortunately the rest of his life exactly reflects a Hugo Boss magazine ad backdrop.)

Wow- can ya be a fatter hypocrite??

The guy continuously postures as some kind of righteous crusader for fiscally liberal values yet in practice is a rank violator of those same values!

Hmmm, two fat hypocrites.

Now, as much as we at TTT hate Michael Moore, we’re gonna have to give the award to ol’Rush.

Really, what’s better than an anti-drug windbag getting caught abusing illegal drugs??

It’s so…”concise”!

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…Next week, tune in for the Light-Heavyweight Biggest Imbecile championship bout between Glenn Beck and Al Franken!
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*the lists compiling the factual inaccuracies in each of fattie’s “documentary” films are truly exhaustive. Just Google a few of’em. Note: most aren’t even right-winger sources, they’re just objective lists from other filmmakers disputing Moore’s flagrant misuse of the term “documentary” in his “documentary films.”

**We suppose that after you’ve banked $50 million from your little fictionmentary franchise (i.e. a business), it’d be tough to remain “that humble indie filmmaker from Flint,” own only one residence (3BR/2.5Bath), fly coach, and stay at Holiday Inn Expressezezz. If only he wasn’t such a f*ckin’ whiny-ass, Gracchian class warfare warrior for the downtrodden little-guy, there’d be no glaring hypocrisy….

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